Me in lush
Lush employee: hi can I help u
Me: I’m fine thanks :)
Them: *grabs my arm and starts smearing yogurt on it* this is our new product ‘fisting a cloud’
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Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is
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when someone calls you heartless
(Source: joshpeck, via euphgottafriendinme)
